Hi, My name is Joanne and I was at the Turkey Hill on George Ave Thursday night at say 8 pm when you and your girlfriend, wife, hooker, or whatever were putting on a “show”. For everyone buying gas at the station. Sir you were dressed in overalls and had holes in your shows and had lots of grey facial hair and were chewing something gross(I don’t think it was tobacco).
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Funny Craigslist Ad #187: Iphone VS Girlfriend
As I type this, my boyfriend is on the couch, napping blissfully, his Iphone nestled to his chest. I remember the distant days when I was the one who nestled there, my head resting lovingly against his shoulder, but apparently because I don’t vibrate like a buzz saw every ten minutes to let him know that he’s gotten an email from Sears.com with great deals for Fall savings, he’s traded up.
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