So, I’ve got this really awesome problem. Some nights ago at a bar, I met a really beautiful woman. Only downside was, she had crabs. I’m not talking one or two here and there. This was a full on colony. She shaved, but it still looked like she had a jungle down there.
What did I do? Fuck that shit, I dug right in. Mouth first.
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saw you at the funeral and I couldn’t take my eyes off of you. I think you wanted to look at me but you couldn’t. You just stayed in the corner. Your hair was blonde.
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I am a gorgeous SWM and a highly educated person with a problem. I have been looking for what seems like an eternity for a special SWF (HWP) who might appreciate and partake in my special fetish. I would like us to stand together in a bathtub filled with grape juice and poor bottle after bottle of this elixir of life over one another, for hours.
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Hey there. I’m looking for a pregnant or woman lactating who’d be willing to let me suck on your breasts for a bit. I’ve never tried breast milk before, so I’d like to give it a shot. I’m not looking for any other sexual gratification other than to try this.
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