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Funny Craigslist Ad #249: Grape Juice fetish – m4w – 37 (Philadelphia and suburbs)

Posted on January 11, 2013 by maya

I am a gorgeous SWM and a highly educated person with a problem. I have been looking for what seems like an eternity for a special SWF (HWP) who might appreciate and partake in my special fetish. I would like us to stand together in a bathtub filled with grape juice and poor bottle after bottle of this elixir of life over one another, for hours. Until we practically turn purple. I want us to become one- through the juice- as it were. Harder to find than you might think.

And a big “no” on substituting apple juice, TANG, Kool Aid, or even freshly squeezed orange juice. I will provide the bathtub and the juice. You provide the enthusiasm, beauty, joy, and the appropriate attitude.

Together we can make this special bonding and engagement take place. And who knows where it could lead…

URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/stp/3527616597.html
Date: 2013-01-09, 10:05AM EST

*All images in this ad are original and were included in the original Craigslist post.

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Tags: fetish, juice

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