“My precious sock has gone missing and I’m devastated. She was last seen on my foot at 11:53 last night, when I woke up, she was gone. Below is a picture of her twin sister, they’re identical. I’m very worried about my sock and would like her to come home. If you have my sock, […]
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I’m a man of many titles, wit da skillz to pay the bizzy bizzys. You need someone like Yeezy or Hova types of skill to produce yo slop, but can’t cough up da jack to git it on with that level of troopa? Hire me, Da Produsa, and watch yo tracks catch on FIYA!!!!!!! I got turntables fo dat old skool wiki-wiki.
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Seeking an entry-level maid/cook/personal shopper who is looking to volunteer in order to get real world experience. I will need the house cleaned every other day, dinner made each night and shopping as required…
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If so I took this poo tonight in the shape of the letter “M” and it’s yours if you want.
I haven’t flushed it yet but will by monday 12/5/2011.
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