“My precious sock has gone missing and I’m devastated. She was last seen on my foot at 11:53 last night, when I woke up, she was gone. Below is a picture of her twin sister, they’re identical. I’m very worried about my sock and would like her to come home. If you have my sock, I’m willing to pay ransom. I have three old issues of Cosmo with your name on them! Please return my sock to me.”
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