“My precious sock has gone missing and I’m devastated. She was last seen on my foot at 11:53 last night, when I woke up, she was gone. Below is a picture of her twin sister, they’re identical. I’m very worried about my sock and would like her to come home. If you have my sock, […]
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This 1985 Bronco XLT is up for grabs for the low low price of $2500! I purchased this glorious vehicle for my deadbeat boyfriend so he would stop borrowing my car (I know, I am an idiot). But hey, I came to my senses and left that socio son-of-a-bitch, and took everything with me. His […]
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Beautiful, nearly new, first generation 128 gigabyte Apple iPad Air in White and Silver for sale with neoprene zippered case and sync cord. This was given as the first of many expensive and heartfelt gifts over the course of a year to a duplicitous, deceitful, thieving and dishonest lying live-in estrogen-based (dis)pleasure unit who would […]
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I am a college student studying marketing at Pitt. My friends and I were discussing some business ideas one evening. One of the ideas we had was a yard waste cleaning service. At the moment, I have a couple other irons in the fire. I am not crazy about going around picking up dog feces, […]
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