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Front Loading Whirlpool Duet Sport Washer & Dryer Includes Free Condo – $89900 (High Ridge)

Posted on December 27, 2014 by maya

A great deal on a gently used, 5 year old Whirlpool Duet Sport stackable washer and dryer set with a FREE CONDO INCLUDED! I don’t quite know the mechanics of a washer, but if I had to guess, I’d say it runs on the same motor as the Bugatti Veyron. It’s a high quality machine […]
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UNIQUE window AIR CONDITIONER – 6000 BTU/h – with remote – $40 (Brooklyn Park)

Posted on December 21, 2014 by maya

window AIR CONDITIONER Haier HWR06XCA-T 20 1/4 in. x 14 1/2 in. 6000 BTU/h $40 Own the coolest A/C ever !! GUNSHOT. A bullet went through the top of it when I lived in a rougher neighborhood. The air conditioning DOES STILL WORK GREAT. The bullet did not affect the guts at all. It did […]
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FSU Corn Hole for Sale!!

Posted on September 26, 2014 by maya
go noles

Its about to be football season. Everybody knows the Noles are gonna repeat this year. Jameis had his fill of crab legs and satisfied his primal squirrel shooting craving, and now he’s ready to focus on some football. You got your season tickets, and you can’t wait for us to crush Clemson again. You were […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #253: Have Crabs? ME TOO!! Let’s breed them!

Posted on April 4, 2013 by maya

So, I’ve got this really awesome problem. Some nights ago at a bar, I met a really beautiful woman. Only downside was, she had crabs. I’m not talking one or two here and there. This was a full on colony. She shaved, but it still looked like she had a jungle down there.
What did I do? Fuck that shit, I dug right in. Mouth first.
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Tags: crab, Sex

 
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