First of all DO NOT CONTACT ME IF: you are a company who posts ads on CL that are just an image with your words in it, or you think a couple thousand dollars is a reasonable price for a website. If you are a pro at this, that is if you consider yourself a web design professional, click your back button.
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Jobs
Funny Craigslist Ad #192: DISHWASHER JOB L@@KING NOW (OLATHE)
HI I AM DINSE STOKER I AM LOOKING FOR A NEW DISHWASHING JOB I JUST LOST MY JOB AT MNW I WORCKED THRIE FOR 15 TO 16 YEARS IT IS NOW OVER FOR …
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Funny Craigslist Ad #189: ATTRACTIVE PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR WORK & OVERNIGHT STAY.. (BAY AREA)
I’m a young business man that resides in a different state. I live in the bay area a few weeks per month. I’d like a personal assistant that can work during the day, and provide entertainment for me at night. I like to hang out after work & I’d like for you to stay overnight and work from my place sometimes.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #184: Are You a Ghost Surfing the Web?
Documentary style program is looking to contact a ghost on the internet. If you are DEAD and reading this, please respond!
What is your name?
How did you pass away?
Why are you surfing the internet?
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