I have a great business idea which could lead to a financial gain for both parties involved. my idea is completely legal and legit ( theres no sex involved or other creepy stuff).
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A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We’ve tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us buy it. I don’t want to see his penis and he doesn’t want to see…
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Looking for someone to ring a gong in my living room when prompted. Part time position, I imagine mostly weekends. Experience not necessary, but history of gong-related ceremony in bloodline preferred. Serious inquiries only.
Location: Atlanta
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Female model needed for photo shoot titled “The Pinnacle of Badassery.” You will be flown out to a nautical location in the Puerto Rican oceanside in order to pose as “The Lady” as you clench my hip meat aboard a two-man personal watercraft. A Peruvian boa constrictor will be draped around my neck as I throttle the jet ski off of a ramp and over a rather large thermite-based explosion. There won’t be any sharks, but we might throw some platypuses in there. Sunglasses. I’ll be wearing the bathing suit made famous by Matthew McConaughey in the 2008 comedy film “Surfer, Dude.” You will have several wardrobe changes. Hair and makeup.
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