This 1985 Bronco XLT is up for grabs for the low low price of $2500! I purchased this glorious vehicle for my deadbeat boyfriend so he would stop borrowing my car (I know, I am an idiot). But hey, I came to my senses and left that socio son-of-a-bitch, and took everything with me. His […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #254: Apple iPad Air First Generation. 128GB. White & Silver with Extras – $500 (mill valley)
Beautiful, nearly new, first generation 128 gigabyte Apple iPad Air in White and Silver for sale with neoprene zippered case and sync cord. This was given as the first of many expensive and heartfelt gifts over the course of a year to a duplicitous, deceitful, thieving and dishonest lying live-in estrogen-based (dis)pleasure unit who would […]
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Front Loading Whirlpool Duet Sport Washer & Dryer Includes Free Condo – $89900 (High Ridge)
A great deal on a gently used, 5 year old Whirlpool Duet Sport stackable washer and dryer set with a FREE CONDO INCLUDED! I don’t quite know the mechanics of a washer, but if I had to guess, I’d say it runs on the same motor as the Bugatti Veyron. It’s a high quality machine […]
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UNIQUE window AIR CONDITIONER – 6000 BTU/h – with remote – $40 (Brooklyn Park)
window AIR CONDITIONER Haier HWR06XCA-T 20 1/4 in. x 14 1/2 in. 6000 BTU/h $40 Own the coolest A/C ever !! GUNSHOT. A bullet went through the top of it when I lived in a rougher neighborhood. The air conditioning DOES STILL WORK GREAT. The bullet did not affect the guts at all. It did […]
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