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Front Loading Whirlpool Duet Sport Washer & Dryer Includes Free Condo – $89900 (High Ridge)

Posted on December 27, 2014 by maya

A great deal on a gently used, 5 year old Whirlpool Duet Sport stackable washer and dryer set with a FREE CONDO INCLUDED!

I don’t quite know the mechanics of a washer, but if I had to guess, I’d say it runs on the same motor as the Bugatti Veyron. It’s a high quality machine that churns out a squeaky clean load of laundry that even Adrian Monk, the obsessive detective, would approve of. It’s user-friendly design features state of the art technology, allowing you to start a load of laundry in as little as two pushes of a button for your standard load of laundry. Perfect for a busy parent or lazy child. Clothes soiled by Lord only knows what from that crazy night on the town, and you’re sure those standard wash settings won’t cut it? Never you fear! A simple twist of the wrist on the ergonomic settings dial will allow you to modify your settings accordingly for when you’ve overworked that stanky leg or when those delicates need freshened up for another one night stand you’ve got set up on Tinder.

Now, you may confuse this Whirlpool dryer with a Whirlpool oven. You put your cold, flat, wet pile of blah into this baby and it churns out the best smells. Then….DING! Clothes are done! And you open the door to a warm, fluffy pile of deliciousness!(Warning, this is just a metaphor! Dryer does not make clothes edible) Another revolutionary feature found in this clothing microwave is the door-operated desk lamp. After you finish a load of laundry on a cold winter day, warm up while putting the final touches on that intricate knitting project you’ve been working so hard on. The light given off by this beast could easily light an industrial size refrigerator, so be sure to avoid looking directly into the mighty 10 watt bulb of vitality.

The condo included in this transaction is just icing on the cake for the amazing deal you’re already getting on these two powerful machines. You can learn more about it here: http://www.berkshirehathawayhs.com/Advantage-REALTORS-MO306/homes-for-sale/MO/High-Ridge/63049/159-Brandy-Mill-UNIT-G-116836258

**Washer and dryer must be sold as set, so as not to cause separation anxiety, and buyer must take ownership of the included condo upon purchase.**

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