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Funny Craigslist Ad #253: Have Crabs? ME TOO!! Let’s breed them!

Posted on April 4, 2013 by maya

So, I’ve got this really awesome problem. Some nights ago at a bar, I met a really beautiful woman. Only downside was, she had crabs. I’m not talking one or two here and there. This was a full on colony. She shaved, but it still looked like she had a jungle down there.
What did I do? Fuck that shit, I dug right in. Mouth first.
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