Hi,
My name is Joanne and I was at the Turkey Hill on George Ave Thursday night at say 8 pm when you and your girlfriend, wife, hooker, or whatever were putting on a “show”. For everyone buying gas at the station. Sir you were dressed in overalls and had holes in your shows and had lots of grey facial hair and were chewing something gross(I don’t think it was tobacco). Ma’am you were wearing a Lynard Skynard t-shirt, no bra, and a catholic school style skirt. I was raised by parents who had decency for modesty. I really don’t think that you do should have been pumping gas while having sex against your car. It was a nice car too-looked new. I have no idea if you were drunk, high, etc. but still that is no excuse, especially ma’am when you began hitting your husband/boyfriend saying that he got you pregnant. That crap you did at pump number 6 tonite was intolerable-I could have called the cops… you could have stayed in the car or gone into the restroom or at least behind the building. Sir I think all of the cross valley traffic saw your butt and ma’am I had to explain this stuff to my 11 and 5 yr old kids. You people need social graces or need to stay home. I know this is ur business but if you got home alright and didnt crash ur car, and if you see this please contact me directly and I will give you the name of my girlfriend who teaches social etiquette classes. Happy New Year I guess.
Sincerly,
Joanne S. Teacher
Date: 2011-12-30
URL:http://scranton.craigslist.org/mis/2775127945.html
Note from the user who submitted this ad: Must have really been some show lol.