Do you love Michael Jordan? Of course you do. He’s black. He’s bald. He’s the best basketball player to ever walk the fucking earth. Now you can own a small piece of this superior being in the form of the card that will make your wettest dreams come true. Are you distracted by shiny things? FUCK, ME TOO!
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Funny Craigslist Ad #228: darth vadar mold – $50 (chesapeake)
This is the mold to make the darth vadar head you see in the picture. It is a must have for a darth vadar fan. You can make hundreds with this mold. call 757 XXX XXXX.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #227: PERSONAL SHOPPING CART>>>all steel construction >>>FUTURISTIC – $69 (BURNABY , METROTOWN )
It is in in good condition. It has not been abused, only used.
With no dents, or lchips, or cracks, no wear and scuffs from use.
The surface is clean and shiny.
All is intact and solid and functional.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #225: Failed hipster – fixie must go – $1100 (SLO)
I tried so hard. I dated a girl from Portland. I criticized cheese. I applied the term artisanal to every inanimate object that went in or on my body. I burned and singed my forearms just to make it look like I was going to culinary school. I grew Carol Brady hair. I got itchy from the finest flannel and I cut off circulation from the waist down with jeans that made my ass look like an elevator button.
. . .And I rode a fixie.
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