Ivory Satan wedding dress with skirt for sale, still in excelent condition. Price is definitely negotiable.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #237: Wedding Dress – $2500 (fort lewis)
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Funny Craigslist Ad #234: Free Kittens (possibly brain-dead) (Gramercy)
I have 10 questionable baby kittens that I’m giving away for free. I would keep them but, frankly, I don’t want them.
Fair warning: I think these kittens are mildly brain-dead. I know the parent cats… and I say with confident that the dad deffffff has something wrong goin on in the noggin.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #233: 36″ Sony Trinitron CRT TV – FREE (DSM)
So apparently video technology has changed since my kids were born. Rumor has it they are thin, light and BIG. When I bought this (I was married at the time) I was told I could buy a TV as big as she was pregnant. I had a hard time finding a 42JJ but the salesman assured me the TV would weigh at least as much as my wife pregnant with twins.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #231: Frank Ocean – $60 (Austin)
I will literally do anything for a Frank Ocean ticket. I am a young and relatively attractive girl and there is nothing that I wont do to get into this show.
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