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Funny Craigslist Ad #225: Failed hipster – fixie must go – $1100 (SLO)

Posted on June 13, 2012 by maya
failed hipster

I tried so hard. I dated a girl from Portland. I criticized cheese. I applied the term artisanal to every inanimate object that went in or on my body. I burned and singed my forearms just to make it look like I was going to culinary school. I grew Carol Brady hair. I got itchy from the finest flannel and I cut off circulation from the waist down with jeans that made my ass look like an elevator button.

. . .And I rode a fixie.

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Funny Craigslist Ad #207: 2001 FZ For Sale – $700 (KC)

Posted on February 6, 2012 by maya

There comes a point in every mans life where he feels the need to pass down some history or perhaps a legacy, this time is now. For the low price of $700 you too may become a bad ass. This motorcycle is not just a way of transportation, it is a way of life. The side of the gas tank says Yamaha which loosely translates to “Kick Ass Stealth Ninja Motorcycle”. I stole this motorcycle from Chuck Noris after I gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face. I also broke off his arm and signed the title with it to my name from him so it is all legit and legally mine to sell now.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #204: Cannondale quick c3 ladies – $600 (21211)

Posted on February 4, 2012 by maya

I bought this bike last year and rode it twice. Don’t judge me. It’s a small bike–I am 5’4″,

All stock, brand new condition. Cash only, I am taking offers but please be fair. This was $700 new.
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Funny Craigslist Ad # 30: Vintage British 3 Speed Bicycle, Very Nice! – $30 (Dover)

Posted on May 3, 2009 by maya

Perfect for commuting and just leaving outdoors. Great for everyday use. Great “Winter bike” I cant remember if it is a Mens or a Womens, but I know its a 3 Speed. Pick up only. Bring a shovel. Date: 2009-01-18, 11:49AM EST http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/997600199.html
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