Image via Wikipedia i need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when i am not there ! they are small and filled with candy ! i would like to find them myself on sunday ! i am willing to pay ! serious inquiries only ! jason+ Location: franklin tn http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nsh/1112090632.html Date: 2009-04-07, 7:25PM […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad # 52: Actor needed for emotional role – One day high pay
Image via Wikipedia My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad # 47: Relationship Assistance – Part Time
Image by Catero via Flickr Super busy affluent SF Arts/ Entrepreneur who travels a lot for work needs part time help finding a girlfriend/LTR. I figured that someone out there must have the skills and time to do this for me, like hiring a recruiter to help find the right employee. This is a project […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad # 37: need someone to take a dump on my neighbors front porch while I’m away (falls church)
So I’ve been playing this little prank on my next door neighbor for the past couple of years. Basically, I take a big ol’ dump on her front porch every time there’s a full moon. It started out as just being a drunken dare, but when she asked me about it the next day I told her that the same thing happened to me. As the weeks went on I convinced her that I’d done some research and that said droppings were made by a quasi-mythical creature and they were actually good luck. She suffers from senile dementia, so she’s fairly convinced that this is true. (I think she’s started collecting the droppings and using them for whatever.)
