I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad # 2: Wanting to borrow a cat for a few days
Hi all, Image by BugMan50 via Flickr Well, my house is being taken over by rats. Really big rats. Smart too. We’ve set a few live traps, but they keep escaping them while making off with whatever goody that we’ve used to lure them. I hate to kill them, they’re almost like part of the […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad # 1: Looking for Bridesmaids
Image by dklimke via Flickr So, my fiancee and I are getting married in June. He has 8 groomsmen lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be single or taken. It doesn’t matter….you just […]
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