So I’ve been playing this little prank on my next door neighbor for the past couple of years. Basically, I take a big ol’ dump on her front porch every time there’s a full moon. It started out as just being a drunken dare, but when she asked me about it the next day I told her that the same thing happened to me. As the weeks went on I convinced her that I’d done some research and that said droppings were made by a quasi-mythical creature and they were actually good luck. She suffers from senile dementia, so she’s fairly convinced that this is true. (I think she’s started collecting the droppings and using them for whatever.)
