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The Poopie Pickers – We clean up your dog poop!

Posted on March 23, 2015 by maya

I am a college student studying marketing at Pitt. My friends and I were discussing some business ideas one evening. One of the ideas we had was a yard waste cleaning service.

At the moment, I have a couple other irons in the fire. I am not crazy about going around picking up dog feces, but I might do pretty good. I am curious who would be interested.

If you are interested, please email me your name and number (and/or email) as well as the town you live in, how much you would be willing to pay, what is the approximate area of the yard to be canvassed, and how often you would like it done.

I will collect responses for about a month or so and if I can get enough customers, I will start a route. So….Please tell your friends and family!

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Front Loading Whirlpool Duet Sport Washer & Dryer Includes Free Condo – $89900 (High Ridge)

Posted on December 27, 2014 by maya

A great deal on a gently used, 5 year old Whirlpool Duet Sport stackable washer and dryer set with a FREE CONDO INCLUDED!

I don’t quite know the mechanics of a washer, but if I had to guess, I’d say it runs on the same motor as the Bugatti Veyron. It’s a high quality machine that churns out a squeaky clean load of laundry that even Adrian Monk, the obsessive detective, would approve of. It’s user-friendly design features state of the art technology, allowing you to start a load of laundry in as little as two pushes of a button for your standard load of laundry. Perfect for a busy parent or lazy child. Clothes soiled by Lord only knows what from that crazy night on the town, and you’re sure those standard wash settings won’t cut it? Never you fear! A simple twist of the wrist on the ergonomic settings dial will allow you to modify your settings accordingly for when you’ve overworked that stanky leg or when those delicates need freshened up for another one night stand you’ve got set up on Tinder.

Now, you may confuse this Whirlpool dryer with a Whirlpool oven. You put your cold, flat, wet pile of blah into this baby and it churns out the best smells. Then….DING! Clothes are done! And you open the door to a warm, fluffy pile of deliciousness!(Warning, this is just a metaphor! Dryer does not make clothes edible) Another revolutionary feature found in this clothing microwave is the door-operated desk lamp. After you finish a load of laundry on a cold winter day, warm up while putting the final touches on that intricate knitting project you’ve been working so hard on. The light given off by this beast could easily light an industrial size refrigerator, so be sure to avoid looking directly into the mighty 10 watt bulb of vitality.

The condo included in this transaction is just icing on the cake for the amazing deal you’re already getting on these two powerful machines. You can learn more about it here: http://www.berkshirehathawayhs.com/Advantage-REALTORS-MO306/homes-for-sale/MO/High-Ridge/63049/159-Brandy-Mill-UNIT-G-116836258

**Washer and dryer must be sold as set, so as not to cause separation anxiety, and buyer must take ownership of the included condo upon purchase.**

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UNIQUE window AIR CONDITIONER – 6000 BTU/h – with remote – $40 (Brooklyn Park)

Posted on December 21, 2014 by maya

window AIR CONDITIONER
Haier HWR06XCA-T
20 1/4 in. x 14 1/2 in.
6000 BTU/h
$40

Own the coolest A/C ever !!

GUNSHOT. A bullet went through the top of it when I lived in a rougher neighborhood. The air conditioning DOES STILL WORK GREAT. The bullet did not affect the guts at all. It did bust out some of the vent fins that direct air into the room. So it cools and blows great as normal but most of the blowing directing ability is lost.

Used for 4 summers. Used for 2 summers after the gunshot.

Now I have central air. That’s the only reason I am selling it.

Has GREAT AUTOMATIC TEMPERATURE CONTROL.
The remote works and is in excellent condition.

You can test it before you buy it.

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FSU Corn Hole for Sale!!

Posted on September 26, 2014 by maya
go noles

Its about to be football season. Everybody knows the Noles are gonna repeat this year. Jameis had his fill of crab legs and satisfied his primal squirrel shooting craving, and now he’s ready to focus on some football. You got your season tickets, and you can’t wait for us to crush Clemson again. You were super stoked for the Notre Dame game, but now that a handful of their starters are suspended, you may not be so excited for this walk in the park. We’re all excited to head back to the promised land the day after Thanksgiving for the UF game to pretend like were in college again and tear up the Strip that Friday night. The gameday morning hangover will be cured at Madison Social as you drink in the shadow of our beloved Doak. You probably didnt feel like spending a bunch of money to go to Dallas, but you still want to have fun the afternoon and evening of August 30. You’ve planned ahead (much to the urging of your lovely, but nagging wife) and decided to get 100 wings from Beef’s, a keg of bud light (it tastes like piss, everybody pretends they like it, its the socially expected light beer, and you didnt want to get yuengling because its too heavy and you wanna play games and funnel beer all afternoon), and a large bottle of jack D to numb the taste buds before drinking aforementioned pissbeer. However, what will you do between funneling beers? That’s where I come in. I’m selling a set of FSU cornhole boards with garnet and gold bags. I’ve won many games on these bad boys, and I would like for some loving and caring FSU fan to adopt them. Thank you for your interest, and GO NOLES!

Note from the user who submitted this ad: Just in time for football season, and Jameis Winston joke included!

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