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Funny Craigslist Ad #162: Lisa Marie for sale

Posted on September 26, 2011 by maya
lisa marie for sale

Ok so her name is Lisa Marie born and raise in the hardcore neighborhood of South Philadelphia. The summer morning of august 11, 2011 Eric the Creator look through his piggy bank and thought to himself “Damn i should buy $200 worth of weed.” Then his friend “Swa the Wise One” said to him “Young grasshopper why don’t u create Lisa Marie.” He then start investing money to “Swa the Wise One” idea buying pieces by piece “Eric the Creator” and his trusty Knights have built a magnificent warrior name Lisa Marie. The reason why he wants to sell her is because she’s a whore and have diseses that scienctist haven’t discover yet. Don’t get him wrong but he still love her like a fat kid love cake so please treat her right with respect and the future will come with much love. For your info whatever you do, DO NOT call her a BIKE i repeat DO NOT call her a BIKE. She have feelings too.
Details:
Pake frame “52
Custom purple b43 with purple spoke and purple Soma hubs with Slick Thick tires
Pake crank 46t purple
Limited editon pink volume bmx handlebar
Brook saddle with thompson elite seat post
Fitbike bmx steam with canecreek headset
Limited edition glow in the dark fu manchu fork
White wellgo bmx pedal with purple reload strap

Ps: if u dont have no money take your broke ass off my post

Location: philadelphia
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bik/2616218122.html
Date Posted: 9-25-2011

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