Looking for a giant man with ugly, putrid feet to make me his foot slave and lover.
Wanna be my stinky husband? Kinda big guy looking for a huge ogre to be his foot master.
Shoe size 15 and up expected, with stinky foot odor tied to the shoes and feet of this hunky master.
When you come home from work, I will peel off your stinky work shoes/boots and rub your smelly, sweaty feet
while you rest in your favorite arm chair/recliner. The carpet beneath your feet will probably be stained some absurd dirty green.
Then, I’ll fetch your (frankly, unbearably stinky) slippers and slide them on your slimy feet.
Not to mention making you dinner and whatever sexual devices you could wish for.
You should be on the tall side, 6’4 and up, 350 lbs or more, like a football player – with the athlete’s foot and sweaty boot rash.
Ever clear out a room/whole house with your stinky feet? Make me your foot bitch forever!
Some day our kids will wonder why daddy can’t keep his stinky shoes on during dinner, and I’ll tell them that Daddy’s always had stinky feet,
but we have to show our appreciation for him since he’s the big man of the house. Even though Daddy’s stinky feet ruin dinner for everyone.
- Location: NYC
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Date: 2011-10-01, 1:43AM EDT
Comment from the user who submitted this ad: Haha, I like how we got from feet to planning the rest of our lives together.