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Funny Craigslist Ad #102: Washer and dryer for sale

Posted on July 16, 2010 by maya

A joint Soviet-American crew created this washer and dryer. Their mission was to investigate how the washer’s gravitational orbit revolves around your laundry to disperse and disappear dirt that is locked away in the fabric. Propelled by alien rockets, this interplanetary spacecraft is very advanced. Due to its fascinating spinning speed at amazing velocities a large content of water gets expelled leaving you laundry almost dry at the end of each cycle. The dyer specializes in harvesting solar rays to improve it’s drying capacity to over 300 %. These washer and dryer will take on dangerous missions that will never end in failure and destroy many kinds of indigenous life forms created by 2 year olds. But do not worry, they are not designed to probe you or your family members (with the exceptions of pets and other alien animals) to learn about the truth of humankind. Call me for more information about this fascinating piece of equipment.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/app/1840547298.html

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