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Funny Craigslist Ad #103: Nihilophiliac Cuddlebunny – $6666 (Akron, OH)

Posted on July 16, 2010 by maya

Keep Killian Skarr out of jail sale! Price reduced to $6,666 on this unique piece of functional art. This is the same sculpture that was featured at this years “Dirty show 11” and in the upcoming issue of “Secret magazine”. And as a special dispensation to New York buyers, Killian Skarr will hand deliver the Nihilophiliac Cuddlebunny at no additional cost. Call 440-666-07XX with any questions or to commission your own primitive torture device.

1.) “The Devils Sling””*
2.) “Friendly Mr. Skarrington””*
3.) “Angry Professor Scythian”””*
4.) “Nihilophiliac Cuddle-bunny”””
5.) “Slut Machine: I””
• This authentic replication of a -Primitive Torture Device- dates originally from circa 666 B.C.E, and was used by the invading hordes of Scythians to disembowel and rape, in that order, the opposing tribes’ women,
• it went by various names in the Middle Ages including (see above),
• was owned for a time by the Royal Academy of Natural Philosophy until 1666 when it was confiscated in the name of the Inquisition for use upon pain of death as Thomas Hobbes’sentence for the charge of blasphemy after the publication of Leviathan,
• it was rediscovered during the excavation of the C.E.R.N. Large Hadron Collider Site in Switzerland,
• and is fully functional for a capacity of no more than 160 lbs.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/atq/1834914012.html

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