I’m a man of many titles, wit da skillz to pay the bizzy bizzys. You need someone like Yeezy or Hova types of skill to produce yo slop, but can’t cough up da jack to git it on with that level of troopa? Hire me, Da Produsa, and watch yo tracks catch on FIYA!!!!!!! I got turntables fo dat old skool wiki-wiki.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #242: radioactive spider – $5 (Modesto)
I am looking for a radioactive spider to bite my three year old son Holden, so that he can be the real spiderman.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #241: Medela ‘Swing’ Breast Pump – $75 (Northwest Reno)
We purchased a Medela ‘Swing’ Breastpump at Target for 169.99, a few weeks ago. Breastpumping is no longer working for us so we are going to part ways and do formula. It works perfectly and includes original box, manuals, and parts.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #240: Latina Maid Wanted (Southaven MS)
Part time house Keeper needed, must be 18 but not over 35. please speak little English and Spanish. 3 bedroom 2 bathroom plus laundry 2 days a weeks. Pay will be discussed when we meet or talk on the phone. Please included a picture with your reply.
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