Can you make it to work on time? Spell the word “document” properly? Answer a phone before it goes to the answering machine because my entire faculty has decided to take a simultaneous lunch break? These are all things that my idiot staff just can’t seem to wrap their heads around. So I am re-hiring […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #115: Dirty Laundry + Lazy Man = Great Job Opportunity (Newport Beach)
I’m looking for someone to take care of the staggering laundry pile that has accumulated in my room. I am willing to pay 50$ an hour – but there are certain rules that must be followed since the washer and dryer are in my home. Please – no eye contact or speaking to me in […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #105: Transport driver needed
Looking for clean cut transport driver (ie. no facial hair, no visible tattoos, no piercings). Driver will wear presentable suit in every transport. Driving record must be clean. No Points. Long hours, 12-24 hour shifts plus holidays. Driver must be able to lift 150pds plus. Must pass background check. Communication skills is vital including good […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #98: Make Believe Girlfriend (Freehold Manalapan)
I just want you to make believe you are my girlfriend for a couple of hours maybe once or twice a week. This might include doing real girlfriend stuff. We can talk about it. I am a good white male. Date: 2010-05-03, 3:02PM EDT Reply to: [email protected]
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