qaStaH nuq? We know its a long shot, but we’ve always loved turtles and are starting up a turtle farming venture of our own. We’re looking for someone who can share our passion for both turtles and Star Trek, especially Klingons and their noble language.
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Funny Craigslist Ad # 138: The Rapture. Provisions for my Akita puppy
In the highly unlikely event that I am one of God’s elect**, I wish to make provisions for my Akita puppy; alas, she has no soul, and thus regrettably will not be accompanying me on my journey to the afterlife. At the time of the Rapture, I will leave one unopened 35 lb bag of dog food at the top of the basement steps. Your duties will include feeding the dog exactly two cups of food two times per day.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #124: Devil hunting/ exorcism bossiness
Looking to start my own devil hunting/ excorism buissiness. Looking for dedicated hard workers who will take this for more than a joke. Dedication is a must and it would be nice to find some who has a knowlege of “practical magic” and or has some sort of clairvoyance. If interested please text me a […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #121: cleaner and more (Florence / Muscle Shoals)
Hola. Im Emily and I have been cleaning homes since I was 20. I prefer to do so with beautiful little outfits like nanny or even just frenchmaid, and even less if you please. I usually complete my a cleaning lady duties with a special show that can include anything from stripping the bed sheets […]
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