Yes, I am the couch you have been dreaming of. My owners are moving and don’t want to take me with them. Ok, I get it, I am being replaced by a new younger sofa. So what if it is comfy, sleek, and sexy. Older couches are more distinguished and have character! I still got what it takes to cushion and comfort you after a long days work. You can whisk me away to your place to start our lives together, since my owners are simply too lazy to even move me themselves. We will bond on our journey from their 3rd floor apartment to your truck, creating an instant memorable story. But hey I won’t go with just anyone. It will take 70 dollars, as a token of your commitment. But… a spurned couch can’t be without an owner for long as I will start to get desperate longing for a new couch potato to keep me company on Sat nights. If no one shows interest by July 27th I am completely free for the taking. Email me if you are interested! ~Sincerely, Blue Couch
