Funny Craigslist Ad # 42: Why doesn’t anyone ever miss a connection with me?

The Great Hair Stare Down
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Everywhere I go, I scan my surroundings and wonder if someone is secretly plotting a CL missed connection post for me. “We locked eyes briefly at the Dollar Store as you were picking out those heavy flow maxi-pads. You smiled at me so innocently. If this is you tell me what I was wearing”

Nothing.

I drive down the interstate and look in all the cars and then come home to check CL to see if anyone missed a connection with the “Sexy dark haired girl in the toyota going towards the MMBT on 664, you eyeballed me and picked your nose. I want to take you out.”

Still nothing.

I get up every day, shower, get dressed and go out just so someone can miss a connection and look for me on CL.

Don’t approach me in public. I’m waiting for you here.

Date: 2008-11-15, 2:56PM EST
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/920438509.html

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