Funny Craigslist Ad # 23: Slugs for lease

Head and tentacles of a banana slug
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I have some banana slugs I will lease out for $1.00 per day.

You just come catch them, and keep sliding dollar bills under my front door.

I also have some worms availabe for .50 daily, and a few spiders as well.

I am trying to save up for a flat screen TV.

Thank you so much in advance.

Date: 2008-05-29, 8:52PM PDT

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