I have come to the conclusion that I must sell my TwoDaLoo, and that saddens me. I purchased this baby for my wife. Well, it was our 4 year anniversary and I really wanted to give her something special, something that I put a lot of thought into, and most importantly something we could do together. I thought what better thing to do together than to poo together. After countless hours of research I found The TwoDaLoo. The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world’s first toilet two people can use … at the exact same time. Itâ€™s supposed to bring couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. My wife was disgusted and has since left me. I explained to her that we could be as one if we could rock a big one out together. I canâ€™t think of a better way to end a romantic dinner out. And how cool would Taco Tuesday have been â€“ had she been just a little more open minded. Itâ€™s just not the same when you use it alone â€“ and the empty seat next to me just reminds me of her.
The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) â€“ songs like â€œIâ€™m Coming Outâ€ and â€œYou Dropped a Bomb on meâ€ and â€œLove Stinksâ€ will be just a few.
I truly hope that someone can use my T for T (toilet for two) and find the happiness that I was so looking for.
Date: 2008-11-06, 9:20PM PST