Funny Craigslist Ad #207: 2001 FZ For Sale – $700 (KC)
There comes a point in every mans life where he feels the need to pass down some history or perhaps a legacy, this time is now. For the low price of $700 you too may become a bad ass. This motorcycle is not just a way of transportation, it is a way of life. The side of the gas tank says Yamaha which loosely translates to "Kick Ass Stealth Ninja Motorcycle". I stole this motorcycle from Chuck Noris after I gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face. I also broke off his arm and signed the title with it to my name from him so it is all legit and legally mine to sell now.
Funny Craigslist Ad #204: Cannondale quick c3 ladies – $600 (21211)
I bought this bike last year and rode it twice. Don't judge me. It's a small bike--I am 5'4", All stock, brand new condition. Cash only, I am taking offers but please be fair. This was $700 new.
Funny Craigslist Ad # 30: Vintage British 3 Speed Bicycle, Very Nice! – $30 (Dover)
Perfect for commuting and just leaving outdoors. Great for everyday use. Great “Winter bike”
I cant remember if it is a Mens or a Womens, but I know its a 3 Speed. Pick up only. Bring a shovel.
Date: 2009-01-18, 11:49AM EST
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/997600199.html