Yes, this man is crabby, stubborn and a little stinky…but also kind of sweet and low maintenance.
Can be left outdoors in warm weather, will eat anything as long as it comes with hot sauce on it, can magically fix broken stuff, carry groceries and heavy stuff around the house.
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For Sale
Funny Craigslist Ad #190: Roberto Luongo for sale (Boston)
I am in posession of a 32 y/o NHL Goalie. He is well used but could potentially be of use for maybe the Maple Leafs or the Blue Jackets specifically. This goalie typically does well except under any sort of pressure (See Playoffs). He does make a lot of noise, but usually doesn’t back it up.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #183: Jeep Comanche for Sale
1989 JEEP COMANCHE PIONEER TRUCK, GREAT TRUCK, HAS STRAIGHT 6 ENGINE, RUNS AND DRIVES GREAT, AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION, SHITS AND FUNCTIONS PROPERLY.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #181: One husband to the highest bidder (Logan Utah )
I am selling my 22 year old husband. He Enjoys eating and playing video games all day. Easy to maintain, just feed and water every 3-5 hours.
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