{"id":772,"date":"2010-04-16T10:38:51","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T17:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/?p=772"},"modified":"2010-04-14T17:45:51","modified_gmt":"2010-04-15T00:45:51","slug":"funny-craigslist-ad-86-female-escort-roommate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/2010\/04\/funny-craigslist-ad-86-female-escort-roommate\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Craigslist Ad #86: Female Escort looking for a roommate"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am a 20 year old female escort\/student, and I just leased an AWESOME 1\/1 condo downtown, but it is obviously very, very expensive. about 1400\/mo + utilities.
\nI am looking for another escort\/stripper\/someone who understands me to share the place with… we can put two beds in the room or whatever, the place is huge! have fun and make that money. rent and everything would be split down the middle, it has a view of downtown and HUGE windows, nice big living room, wood floors, stainless steel appliances, all the standard upscale apartment things you dream of. it really is amazing. and would be an awesome pad to party\/host\/and enjoy the finer things in life. I want a girl just like me to share it with, a shallow bitch with more money than she knows what to do with. good stuff \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

* cats are OK – purrr
\n* dogs are OK – wooof
\n* Location: downtown<\/p>\n

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I am a 20 year old female escort\/student, and I just leased an AWESOME 1\/1 condo downtown, but it is obviously very, very expensive. about 1400\/mo + utilities. I am looking for another escort\/stripper\/someone who understands me to share the place with… we can put two beds in the room or whatever, the place is […]
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