{"id":2269,"date":"2015-08-15T13:14:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-15T17:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/?p=2269"},"modified":"2015-08-15T13:16:28","modified_gmt":"2015-08-15T17:16:28","slug":"funny-craigslist-ads-257-have-you-seen-my-sock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/2015\/08\/funny-craigslist-ads-257-have-you-seen-my-sock\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Craigslist Ads #257 &#8211; Have you seen my sock?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;My precious sock has gone missing and I&#8217;m devastated. She was last seen on my foot at 11:53 last night, when I woke up, she was gone. Below is a picture of her twin sister, they&#8217;re identical. I&#8217;m very worried about my sock and would like her to come home. If you have my sock, I&#8217;m willing to pay ransom. I have three old issues of Cosmo with your name on them! Please return my sock to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;My precious sock has gone missing and I&#8217;m devastated. She was last seen on my foot at 11:53 last night, when I woke up, she was gone. Below is a picture of her twin sister, they&#8217;re identical. I&#8217;m very worried about my sock and would like her to come home. If you have my sock, [&#8230;]<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/2015\/08\/funny-craigslist-ads-257-have-you-seen-my-sock\/\" class=\"more-link\" >Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2270,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,566],"tags":[696,694,695,693],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2269"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2269\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}