This 1985 Bronco XLT is up for grabs for the low low price of $2500! I purchased this glorious vehicle for my deadbeat boyfriend so he would stop borrowing my car (I know, I am an idiot). But hey, I came to my senses and left that socio son-of-a-bitch, and took everything with me. His loss is your gain!<\/p>\n
Lovingly named OJ, this piece of shit Bronco was taken superb care of! He’s recently been serviced and had the carburetor rebuilt (not by the dumbass ex, so you know the mechanics are sound). Better ride than my ex-boyfriend that’s for damn sure. The top comes off for your outdoor pleasure! And he’s got a badass lift kit! What kind? How high? How the hell would I know? Come take a look at it, it’s pretty fucking cool.<\/p>\n
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Don’t get me wrong, much like my failed relationship, this truck has some issues. He may or may not have an exhaust leak, and will need new tires soon.<\/p>\n
Also selling his crappy Gateway laptop (sorry I forgot to take the power cord when I bounced) pre-loaded with an array of porn you’re bound to enjoy! Oh hell, just make me an offer and I’ll throw in the laptop for free!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This 1985 Bronco XLT is up for grabs for the low low price of $2500! I purchased this glorious vehicle for my deadbeat boyfriend so he would stop borrowing my car (I know, I am an idiot). But hey, I came to my senses and left that socio son-of-a-bitch, and took everything with me. His […]
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