{"id":1696,"date":"2011-12-28T21:07:30","date_gmt":"2011-12-29T02:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/?p=1696"},"modified":"2011-12-28T21:08:17","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T02:08:17","slug":"funny-craigslist-ad-197-friend-m4m-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/2011\/12\/funny-craigslist-ad-197-friend-m4m-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Craigslist Ad #197: New Best Friend &#8211; m4m &#8211; 28"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need a new 2nd best friend. my other best friend got mad at me after shooting him in the foot.. he has issues. anyway, im willing to move my best friend to my second best friend because he is being really mean to me lately. i dont know why but i don&#8217;t like it! so the best friend slot is open to you. i collect cheese tray&#8217;s and like to ride my uni-cycle everywhere i go. im really fun!!<\/p>\n<p>URL:http:\/\/syracuse.craigslist.org\/stp\/2763375232.html<br \/>\nDate: 2011-12-20<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Note from the user who submitted this ad:<\/strong><\/span> He doesn&#8217;t know why his friend is being mean to him when he shot him in the foot??? \u00a0lol wtf?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need a new 2nd best friend. my other best friend got mad at me after shooting him in the foot.. he has issues. anyway, im willing to move my best friend to my second best friend because he is being really mean to me lately. <br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/2011\/12\/funny-craigslist-ad-197-friend-m4m-28\/\" class=\"more-link\" >Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1697,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,566],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}