{"id":1495,"date":"2011-11-05T20:43:53","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T00:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/?p=1495"},"modified":"2011-11-05T20:48:03","modified_gmt":"2011-11-06T00:48:03","slug":"funny-craigslist-ad-179-vigil-dash-store-kim-kris-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funnycraigslistads.com\/2011\/11\/funny-craigslist-ad-179-vigil-dash-store-kim-kris-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Craigslist Ad #179: 10\/31: Vigil at the Dash Store for Kim and Kris’ marriage (SoHo)"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’ll be gathering in front of the Dash store in Soho today at 4:15 to hold a vigil for the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humpreys. It’s a sad day.<\/p>\n

Where: Dash store, 119 Spring Street (at Greene)
\nWhen: 4:15 p.m., October 31<\/p>\n

ALL ARE WELCOME<\/p>\n

Call 347-XXX-XXXX<\/a> to voice your own pain.<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/strong>We got cleared out by the police, but some websites got pictures: The Most Heartbreaking Photos From The Kim+Kris Dash Store\u00a0Vigil<\/a><\/p>\n

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URL: http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/mnh\/eve\/2678380472.html<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We’ll be gathering in front of the Dash store in Soho today at 4:15 to hold a vigil for the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humpreys. It’s a sad day.
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