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Funny Craigslist Ad #232: In need of personal ass wiper/wiener holder plus everything else (Dayton, OH)

Posted on July 23, 2012 by maya

My husband and I are in desperate need of a personal ass wiper and wiener holder. Both of us work 60 plus hours per week and are too tired to cook, clean, or do anything really at the end of the day, including wiping our ass after taking a shit and in my husband’s case holding his wiener while he takes a piss. I would need someone to carry us to the bathroom as well, since at home we don’t wanna have to strain ourselves by using our legs.
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