I am in posession of a 32 y/o NHL Goalie. He is well used but could potentially be of use for maybe the Maple Leafs or the Blue Jackets specifically. This goalie typically does well except under any sort of pressure (See Playoffs). He does make a lot of noise, but usually doesn’t back it up.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #189: ATTRACTIVE PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR WORK & OVERNIGHT STAY.. (BAY AREA)
I’m a young business man that resides in a different state. I live in the bay area a few weeks per month. I’d like a personal assistant that can work during the day, and provide entertainment for me at night. I like to hang out after work & I’d like for you to stay overnight and work from my place sometimes.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #188: Young Finance Professional Seeks Girlfriend – But Only For The Holidays
Let me be clear. I want a girlfriend. But, I don’t really want a girlfriend.
I just want one for the holidays.
Let’s recognize something. The holidays suck, especially for us single people. All of your coupled friends are going to be doing couple things: snuggling by the fire, going to dinner at each others’ parents houses, blahblahbarf.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #187: Iphone VS Girlfriend
As I type this, my boyfriend is on the couch, napping blissfully, his Iphone nestled to his chest. I remember the distant days when I was the one who nestled there, my head resting lovingly against his shoulder, but apparently because I don’t vibrate like a buzz saw every ten minutes to let him know that he’s gotten an email from Sears.com with great deals for Fall savings, he’s traded up.
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