OK, I am not going to lecture you about the dangers of narcotic pain medicines. We both know how addictive they are: you because you know how it feels when you don’t have your vicodin, me because I’ve seen many many many people just like you. However, there are a few things I can tell you that would make us both much happier.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #193: Good man, for the price of a jackass – 49 (Fairbanks, AK)
Yes, this man is crabby, stubborn and a little stinky…but also kind of sweet and low maintenance.
Can be left outdoors in warm weather, will eat anything as long as it comes with hot sauce on it, can magically fix broken stuff, carry groceries and heavy stuff around the house.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #192: DISHWASHER JOB L@@KING NOW (OLATHE)
HI I AM DINSE STOKER I AM LOOKING FOR A NEW DISHWASHING JOB I JUST LOST MY JOB AT MNW I WORCKED THRIE FOR 15 TO 16 YEARS IT IS NOW OVER FOR …
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Funny Craigslist Ad #191: Seeking bodyguard named Betty
I am a Paul Simon fan in my mid thirties. As my name is Al, for the past 20 years I’ve been searching for a friend named Betty with whom I could sing the Paul Simon song “You Can Call Me Al.” Imagine how much fun we could have singing along with the lyrics and pointing at each other when our names are mentioned!
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