FREE!!! I have a stripper pole that i no longer need. She broke her leg and is retiring.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #246: Free piano with bad karma — no bench (Prineville–you know it!)
Rough (really rough) upright piano — needs to be tuned. I’ll get it outside my house, you haul from driveway — it’s HEAVY.
Piano suffered through Prineville Chainsaw Massacre (seriously, got this baby off freecycle.org — owner had taken chainsaw to the front of it (for firewood? because he didn’t sound like Billy Joel at Madison Square Garden? because…?).
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Funny Craigslist Ad #245: Need Pineapple Delivered
Hello,
I would like a Pineapple delivered to the downtown doorstep of a good friend. I am out of town or I would do it. Just go to the grocery store, buy a pineapple and set it down in front of the back door of this persons apartment.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #243: Da Produsa is back in da rap game (Coupe De (Nash) ‘Ville)
I’m a man of many titles, wit da skillz to pay the bizzy bizzys. You need someone like Yeezy or Hova types of skill to produce yo slop, but can’t cough up da jack to git it on with that level of troopa? Hire me, Da Produsa, and watch yo tracks catch on FIYA!!!!!!! I got turntables fo dat old skool wiki-wiki.
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