I want to be a real work slave for someone and I am 100% serious, honest, and real. What I’m basically looking for is a guy who wants me to do all of his chores (cleaning, dishes, laundry, yard work, clean car, etc) while you relax AND I will pay you cash for your time. […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #109: Looking for a Carl Spackler
Looking for a Carl Spackler to rip up a small square of 20×40 SOD, kill a golfer, and remove the debris. Please email hourly rate or total wanted for the job. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/lbg/1788638175.html Note from the user who submitted this ad: uh, I think he wants to kill a GOPHER, not a GOLFER but hey – […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #108: Seeking a professional driver
I am seeking a professional driver who would be able to get me out of any “tight” situations that I may encounter. Because of the nature of my business I have many enemies. -Must be armed, preferably with fully automatic weapons -Must be able to speak multiple languages, English and Russian are a must. -Must […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #107: Need artificial insemination?
Over the last 3 years, I have offered to help women get pregnant, exclusively through artificial insemination, and many have successfully had children, using my sperm. I offer this at no cost, including an artificial insemination kit, simply because I find it to be one of the most profoundly meaningful uses of my time. I […]
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