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Funny Craigslist Ad #235: HOUSE CLEANING $10 HR

Posted on July 31, 2012 by maya
cleaning service

HA! got you.

now that I’ve caught your attention with that impossible and ridiculous title let me offer you advice

your probably a cheap broke ass bastard with no self respect , or a fellow hard working cleaner wondering what idiot would offer cleaning at such price (don’t worry i’m not)

Now back to the cheap broke ass bastards with no self respect\

you stupid cheap bastards , you have NO MONEY yet you want your house to be PROFESSIONALLY cleaned!

Don’t you realize house cleaning is a luxury?!

if your job isn’t cutting it get a better one or better yet get your FAT GREEDY INCOMPETENT ASS UP AND CLEAN IT YOUR DAM SELF

some of these house cleaners are young people or immigrants trying to put themselves through

and with an immaculate determined attitude choose to go into the domestic service, YET…

YOU WANT SOMEONE TO CLEAN FOLD YOUR PANTIES PICKUP DOG CRAP? yea it happens! ask that bitch Peggy in Restertown (whom i hope will die a painful death in her Mercedes)

and then you have the AUDACITY to insult them

and stop being stingy and not paying people their money.

rot in hell you greedy fat bastards.

and God will punish the idiot who flags this (your just mad because the truth hurts)

Date: 2012-07-22, 12:12AM EDT
URL: http://baltimore.craigslist.org/hss/3155075483.html

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Tags: Cleaning, house cleaning, service

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