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Funny Craigslist Ad #218: Free toilets

Posted on April 27, 2012 by maya

I am giving away 2 of my old high capacity toilets. I am in the middle of a remodel and need to get them off my property ASAP. These Kohler Toilets are pre-1994 when LIBERALS decided to take away our freedom to use toilets that could do the job GOD intended them to do. Now we’re stuck with these toilets that give you a little squirt of water to flush the hefty waste a healthy American produces. These toilets can take ANYTHING you can throw at them. Trust me I know, me and my wife been using them for 20 years. We’re both pretty large we eat a LOT of red meat. These AMERICAN MADE toilets have survived all of that, and are still in real good shape. These toilets are 100% sparkling clean, only proud White American citizens have ever used them. Dont bother with these MEXICAN MADE forigner P.O.S. toilets you see at home depot, they’re a waste of time. I Dont like endless emails, so call or text me at (646) 599 XXXX. My name is Tony. Tell me which one you want, white or beige. Be ready to pick them up yourself, they’ll be outside my Garage. I’m up all night so call whenever.

URL: http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/zip/2939060774.html
Date Posted: 4/3/2012

Note from the user who submitted this as: What a racist redneck! I don’t wanna know the details of your bowel movements!! Yuck! and who wants a 20 year old toilet anyway!

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