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Funny Craigslist Ad #217: Used, black leather couch for sale

Posted on April 27, 2012 by maya

Used, black leather couch for sale. Couch is in excellent condition. I bought it 7 years ago for $2000. $300 is my “firm” price. By “firm”, I mean, don’t call me and ask me if I’ll take $100. That’s completely stupid and I’m constantly amazed at how many morons out there use negotiating skills that come out of a 4 year old’s playbook. If you went to a car dealership and the asking price of the car was $30,000, would you offer the salesman $10,000? If that’s something you would do, then please, instead of calling me, take the time to either make an appointment with a doctor, or to buy the right equipment that will ensure that you will no longer be able to reproduce. This couch is well worth $300 and I set the price at my “lowest amount I’ll take” value, just so i don’t have to haggle with idiots who want to negotiate the price of an item without ever actually seeing the item. If you do want to negotiate the price, then pretend that the asking price is $500 and then negotiate the price down to $300 so you can feel good about yourself. Or, just come to my house and look at the couch (sit on the couch), and then if you truly feel that it’s not worth $300…then negotiate the price in a way that isn’t completely insulting. So f you are seriously interested, please call Caleb for more info at 931-249-xxxx. Do not email me, because I don’t like sifting through my junk email just to find phishing scams related to this craigslist post. I’m actually a very nice person when I’m not typing up a craigslist post. Also, if your name is Carl Eubanks, please don’t call me this weekend because I really don’t want to be your friend….I’m serious about that Carl.

URL: http://clarksville.craigslist.org/fuo/2918369177.html
Date Posted: 30 March 2012

Not from the user who submitted this ad: What an awesome ad by an obviously awesome individual.

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