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Funny Craigslist Ad #202: $450 Misanthropist in need of Housing (berkeley)

Posted on January 19, 2012 by maya

Hello,
I am in need of housing near or in Berkeley. I have a general distrust and hatred for the human species. Please be OK with that. I am male, 28 years 8 months and 7 days old. I am a student at SRJC and I am seeking housing for the Spring Semester. I take all online classes, so I enjoy time alone in my room to get my work done and I also occasionally masturbate. I can go several days without masturbating but when I do I can go for hours, so please be respectful. I am balding, so please be OK with that. I am also quite pale because I suffer from Agoraphobia and hate to go outside. If you wouldn’t mind shopping for two people that would be great, I can cook, although I’m not very good. I am extremely antisocial so if I cook for the both of us please be out of the house. I can leave the food outside of your bedroom door. I don’t have friends or family, so please be OK with that. If you have animals and don’t mind them being molested this would be a perfect fit! I can have manic episodes, so please be OK with that. If you would like to schedule a meeting in a very secluded and non social atmosphere please email me…btw this is a serious ad and only serious inquiries please. There is a little truth in everything I have stated, so PLEASE BE OK WITH THAT!

  • cats are OK – purrr
  • dogs are OK – wooof
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/sha/2801489168.html
Date: 2012-01-19, 12:51PM PST

 

Note from the user who submitted this ad: This guy is either kidding or really open about his sitiation LOL!!

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