Fcuk ya i am serious!
This place has it ALL!, you want your own room? BOOM! you got it. you want your own bathroom! DOUBLE BOOM! u got that sh*t too! BUT WAIT!! what if you have a whole personal gym with ya? what if you have half of freaking macys in cloths with you??! one room can’t possibly hold that! TRIPLE BOOM! bet ur ass u didnt see that coming! another room! YES! not bullsh*tting you here, same size, same everything! SAY WHAaaaat! TWO ROOMS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!
you believe you’re rachael ray when it comes to cooking? say no more my friend, i got the sickest kitchen! dishwasher, pots and pans, the whole nine yards! that’s not enough? you can go all guy fieri on yourself with an awesome grill that’s right outside in the backyard!
got a lot of buddies that wanna hang out? well guess what, i got THREE FREE PARKING SPOTS for their rides!
you’re a creative artistic person? AWESOME! the house has a garage! where you can paint, sculpt, practice your break dance moves, whatever activity you like. you can take downstairs t the garage to do your thing! That is of course when my car is not in there, which is most of the time
Dude, i can go on and on! but if you are like me, NOT A BULLSH*TTER, STRAIGHT TALKER, SOCIAL DRINKER, ON TIME RENT PAYER, DRAMA and DRUGS FREE, yet 420 respectful kinda person, then you must also hate long boring craiglist ads, so you think you can call this crib your college home till Nov 2012, then send an email, and i’ll give u even more epic details.
Date Posted: 12/01/2011