Q: “HOLY CRAP! Is that an executive office chair?”
A: You got that right!
Q: Wait, where’s the jet engine?
A: Keep reading my friend.
Q: Does it come with all that black leather?
A: You know it!
Q: Is it in good condition?
A: Heck yeah! Barely used by a hot lady.
Q: Do you accept checks?
A: Only from my Mom.
Q: What other features does it have, a jet engine perhaps?
A: Casters, adjustments, padded armrests, leather scent! (Jet engine add-on for $9,000. Shipping is free!)
Q: Can I try it before I buy it?
A: Sit right down and have a spin!
??: Whoa, now I’m wearing a suit, a tie, giving orders, making deals, and loving money. I feel like part of the 1%. Get me a san’wich!
!!: That’s right, big guy. You. Are. The. MAN!
Q: Can I get a discount on your chair?
A: Perhaps. A discount of $5 will be given to anyone that sends me something funny, text or email. (2l4) 729-0239
Drew
*Jet Engine included for the low price of $9,000. Shipping is free.
*All images in this ad are original and were included in the original Craigslist post.
URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/fuo/2667178926.html
