Funny Craigslist Ad #173: Looking for a beard mentor

I’ve had a moustache and beard off and on over the years, and I’ve tried styling it in the past but I just can’t seem to get it to the next level. I’m looking for some srs protips with this, as well as possibly some styling services by someone with skilled hands. Please submit to me your beard/moustache resume. Also if you have pictures of you achievements that would be greatly appreciated.

I’m currently having trouble with getting my handlebar working correctly as well as keeping the sideburns even.

This is ‘srs bsns’ (serious business) as I’ve been informed I need to style it up, shave it off, or loose my job. (I work in adult daycare.)

  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: negotiable depending on services

Date: 2010-03-04, 3:40PM CST



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